A conversation i just had with this one girl:

ME: I just finished this one book, "memoirs of a geisha" and it was sooo good.
Girl: Hahaha, i havent even finished the da vinci code yet, but i havent had the time since ive been working so much
Me: Oh no, the minute you get free time youre going snowboarding with me.
Girl: Oh yeah but i was planning on going to Miami in feburary and i was saving all my money for that...
Me: its on me. Any more excuses? haha!!
Girl: Whoa ur crazy!
Me: Its Okay im sure i can persuade daddy to pay if he knows im going with a pretty girl..
Girl: Isnt it like really expensive for board rental and lift tickets.
Me: like 40 bux
Girl: Oh i thought it was like 80.
Me: Maybe with a room rental, but we havent been seeing each other THAT long! haha
Girl: Oh ur too funny

ANy of u guys as slick as me? post ur flirtatious conversations...

That's all you got?? C'mon.. lol.. I'll see what I can get cause usually my game is pretty good.. I'll post if i get any good ones..

Oh wait.. I got one.. I sit next to this beautiful girl in math class.. Here's our convo during math.. P.S. We like to joke about how messy our room's are.. and of course you all know how messy my room is lol..

Me: Hey, my room's pretty messy. When are you gonna come over and help me clean it?
Her: I don't know. Just tell me when you need help.
Me: Well, I need help.
Her: Right now?
Me: Well, I'm havin a little trouble with my math.
Her: Well, Next week is Regents week right?
Me: Yah, and my parents won't be home and my sister is going back to college.
Her: Okay, So then I'll come help you with your math.
Me: What about my room?
Her: Okay, okay. And I won't even take a shower before I come.
Me: Why not?
Her: Cause then I can take one after I help you with your room.
Me: Well, If we get around to cleaning it with all that math.
Her: Hopefully we won't


Ohhhhh Snapppp Force!!!

lol you guys are amateurs :-)


I dare not post anything from me, the Wife will kill me :-p

hmmm i underestimated you daddio... the grasshopper has become the teacher

-cmon police can you honestly say your wife reads the h8 forums lol... no she doesnt soooo POST!!

Idk Force.. I'm sure you got some **** that could beat me.. lol.. remember.. I'm still a young'n..

But my favorite is still how I got my last girlfriend.. you know.. that **** you do and say to make em really like you..

Her: OMG, if you kissed me I would die... Would you kiss me?
Me: Hey, I never pass up kissing a beautiful girl..


lol woot.. that was how it was done.. but I'm still getting my flow back cause after a year of dating I kinda lost it