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Heeeeeeeerrrrrres meedyogre
Hi all, I've been lurking for a while and finally, I decided to join in. I read Animal's post about the "life of a noob" and I just had to join up so I could reply....that's some funny **** man. Liek, I can so identify wit tose stories.
Liek Animal, I too, dream of being an uber-gamer. I can remember being a new noob, having played a few months in single player mode, I reckoned I was ready to explore a bit. So I clicked this thingy I saw, think it said "multiplayer". Up popped some incomprehensible list. I soon discovered by clicking on one of the list items I was transported magically to a whole new world of quake. Peeps had colorful names, wow, how they do that? Since I was seasoned by making it thru all levels in "i can win" mode, I was amazed to see many blue players had what appeared to be the quad, I mean they were all glowing blue and **** just liek I'd seen bots with the quad in SP mode. Then I realized they weren't movin. Weird. I knew the game said somethin bout freeze. Ok, I get it. I'll just blast away with the rocket at my bluemates and thaw them right? Cuz I saw that happen, didn't I? I mean somedude named police was standing next to his aglow blue teammate, guanting him furiously and that wasn't workin, so I figured he was noob too, and rockets were comin' from everywhere, seemed to be hitting the frozen dude and poof, frozen dude disappeared. I'm no Einstein, but seems logical to me a hot rocket up the stiff's keister ought to be enuf to thaw em, right? Weird thing is, frozen dude thawed and now that police dude is frozen in his place, now I know he noob 4sure. Well, this is a ghey game, I'm not thawing someone only to be frozen myself for doing it. So that's how I learned to avoid thawing froze-up teammates on my first day in a freeze mod game.
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