Robert Stack: The police have pieced together numerous theories on Coop's whereabouts.

Douglas "Swish" Reemer: I have no ****ing clue where the hell he is. For all I care he could be hanging by his neck in his ****ing closet!

Robert Stack: Scenario One: He's hanging by his neck in his ****ing closet.

Jenna Reed: You want to know where Coop is? Just look for where the most heinous, vile, horrible exploitation of children takes place.

Robert Stack: Scenario Two: Coop is at Disney Land.

BASEketball!!!

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tweak is dating your sister

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We stay fresh to death, We the best, Nothin less!!! .~' City Stars '~.

Guy on Street: Hey big guy, you hear the news, my son Billy got the lead in his school musical.

Hank Evans: Well I guess he likes the cock after all.

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You could always subscribe to a site like Perfect Ten. I mean that could be anything, it could be a bowling site.

Yeah, but it doesn't actually show dick going in which is a huge concern.

Right, I didn't realize that.

Besides, have you ever seen a vagina by itself?

No.

Not for me.

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